Everything I need to know in life I learned from The Godfather

We dont talk about business around the dinner table

You dont need to plead the fifth if you are a good liar

A refusal is not an act of a friend

When the boss tells you to push a button on the guy you push the button

Women and children can be careless, men cant be careless

Goddamn FBI dont respect nothin'

Blood is a big expense

A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man

keep your friends close but your enemies closer

negotiation and lying are basically the same thing

Don't ever take sides with anybody against the family. Ever

Dead prostitutes make for good leverage

If she starts crying....hit her

If he starts crying....offer him a drink

If anything in life is certain, if history has taught us anything, its that you can kill anyone

Discontent for money is just a trick of the rich to keep the poor without it

women are as dangerous as shotguns

Don't let anybody outside the family know what you are thinking

Don't hate your enemies- it clouds your judgement

Sometimes its dangerous to be an honost man

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns, but if you got 100 men with guns, don't trade 'em in for some fuckin lawyer!

dont tell me you're innocent, it insults my intelligence

Vaffanculo you!